August 2008


The Muse is maaaaaad.

Too bad, Muse, I say. You’re going to have to wait. This writer’s going to the gym.

She’s also going to Weight Watchers.

I discovered yesterday that my husband was right. Worse, he and I weigh the same!

The humiliation is too much to be borne. So is this weight. No wonder my knees hurt.

So I’m going to be blogging about being fat and going to the gym, as well as writing. And kids. And married life. Oh, the joy.

Today, I used the elliptical for 20 mins. Listened to the start of Fast Women by Jennie Cruisie on my mp3; will probably restart it tomorrow. I was too busy trying not to die to pay attention…

Tuesday, my husband, with his usual tact and good will, called me a “fat slob”. Today, he mentioned the flab hanging from my bicep.

So while I praise him for losing 45 pounds, he’s found yet another way to harangue and harass me, some other weapon of words that he can use to make him feel powerful yet make me feel weak. It doesn’t help that while he’s in the best shape of his life while I’m at my heaviest weight and in the worst shape of mine. I’m sure, in his mind, he’s “helping” me face facts. I wish he realized that he’s only being an a**hole.

It doesn’t help that the Muse continues to bitch at me. In fact, she’s screaming.

We moved, this week. My daughter moved to our room, downstairs, and we moved to her room, upstairs in out little Cape. This is a good thing; the upstairs room is, the master bedroom, of sorts–certainly the largest bedroom in the house. And I really love it; it’s got a dormer, and it’s bright and sunny. She’s happy, too, in the smaller room on the first floor. She likes that she doesn’t have slanted ceilings and that she can look out into the backyard at the pool. Go figure.

Anyhow, I haven’t been able to write at all. Between taking care of stuff, moving furniture, and getting things reorganized, and getting the kids ready for school, I can’t write at all.

And my classes start in two weeks, which mean I’ll have even less time to write. So the Muse is complaining, and I don’t blame her.

I’d better get to work. But first…I think I’ll head to the gym and see if I can hook up a membership.

Besides the incessant nagging, that is. What I hate is that my house is a pit. Dog hair dust bunnies roll out of dark, cobwebby corners. Laundry lies in piles on my table. The counter dump spot overflows with junk mail, kids’ crap and stuff that needs to find a home.

My house looks like a landfill.

It doesn’t help that my husband, who is muse-less, is also a nag. So he wanders around saying, “This needs to be put away. I can’t feel comfortable here. Nag, nag, nag…” (The nature of a nag, I’ve discovered, is to complain about what needs to be done–by someone else. They are born supervisors. I don’t want to say that they’re lazy, they’re just…above doing what needs to be done. Or something like that.)

Anyhow, I’m trapped between the nag in my head and the nag of my heart. Whoever nags the loudest, wins.

Gosh, I hope they never tag-team me…